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Gentlemen are Sissies by ~nernie:iconnernie:


©2008 ~nernie
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Submitted: March 28
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Crash Bandicoot as a Barbarian. Ham in one fist, bag of gems in the other. He lost an eye in a fight with a Giant Polar Bear King named GROB, so now he has an eye-patch. There might be a cybernetic replacement in his future.

On the box is, of course, GODLORD, and a soft boiled egg. Soft boiled eggs are the most perfect food in the world. The gentleman's breakfast.
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~seangrimm:iconseangrimm: Mar 28, 2008, 11:16:13 PM
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
I don't remember this level.
~HoofFoot:iconHoofFoot: Mar 28, 2008, 11:20:36 PM
I can't help but ask you: What the HELL? XDDDDDD

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~elspike-o:iconelspike-o: Mar 29, 2008, 12:16:23 AM
I want that dripping ham like a rapist wants invisibility.
*heartless-nobody:iconheartless-nobody: Mar 29, 2008, 4:15:12 AM
I love this so much. ;A;
~ryclaude:iconryclaude: Mar 29, 2008, 6:27:36 AM
that's bloody excellent.
=genesischant:icongenesischant: Mar 29, 2008, 3:35:19 PM
That crab-clasp cloak is pretty awesome. Soft-boiled eggs are great in (real-deal Nipponese) miso ramen. With big lumps of butter in it too.

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~Slinkette:iconSlinkette: Mar 29, 2008, 6:41:32 PM
Marnie you constantly amaze me.

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~razor-rabbit:iconrazor-rabbit: Mar 30, 2008, 7:20:02 AM
Freedom! Democracy! Soft-boiled egg! with bread soldiers!

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~royalboiler:iconroyalboiler: Mar 31, 2008, 8:29:38 AM
I get it, so you want the ham and invisibility?